Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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