yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You ruined the universe
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Randomize
