Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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