butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Randomize