Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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