I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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