did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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