I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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