I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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