gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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