its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
When did angry sex become our thing?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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