talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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