Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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