I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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