in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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