More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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