oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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