he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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