This is not my ceiling
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
