Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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