Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
tell me about the fingering
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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