this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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