the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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