you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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