none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
did you just send me my own nude
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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