I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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