That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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