You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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