I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i think i have two assholes
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I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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