is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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