dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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