This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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