Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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