I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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