..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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