Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i out mim tonsoeep
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