Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she woke up with a sticky ear
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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