operation harelip BJ is a go
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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