btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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