Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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