STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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