no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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