i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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