I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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