we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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