I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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