Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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