too bad you live with your parents still
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You don't make any sense
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