Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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