Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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