is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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