He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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