I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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